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a1a0dfallout4 $1: $1 echo $1 rip your social life

a1a0dhose: Here\’s a hose to clinch your thirst.

a1a0dhowtoregisterop: 1) have new op do /msg cookiebot register 2) .channel capability add ,op 3) .config supybot.plugins.MNFHRules.ops. ,,

a1a0dkill: wrong bot. say @kill

a1a0dtooold: I\’m too old for this shit. -Roger Murtaugh

a1a0dweather: wrong bot. say @weather

a1a0dwhatisglomp: A glomp is often predatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a | flying leap to tackle someone.

a1a2dmrrobot: Hello, Friend.

a1a8dawwfact05: awwfact4 is a lie. Muffins > Cookies

abandonthread: http://gfycat.com/WateryNeglectedCavy

achi: http://i.imgur.com/v5Xp0VS.jpg?1

airsmash: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!

aliens: http://i.imgur.com/yEbscSL.png

aliensguy: http://i.imgur.com/yEbscSL.png

allmydeadhomies: alllllll my dead homieeeeessssss

aneeesh: Is it snowing yet?

annul: If you haven\’t eaten approved cookies with your #mnfh spouse, then your marriage is hereby annulled!

annulment: All marriages by CookieBot are deemed legal and may not be voided or annulled.

aphrodisia: http://i.imgur.com/z6ntWFg.png

areyouawizard: http://i.imgur.com/C8d6rkP.jpg

artplease: http://i.imgur.com/ihhjxYs.jpg

asme: Don\’t worry guys, asme is harmless.

atrap: http://i.imgur.com/P9GLXKX.gifv

australia: Welcome to the land down under!

aww $1: Isn\’t $1 just AWWdorable?!

awwfact0: Rule 0: You must give PrincessAww all of your cookies or else.

awwfact1: Aww is always awwsome.

awwfact10: Aww IRL http://i.imgur.com/xuMZKUZ.gifv

awwfact11: Aww loves doughnuts (the user)

awwfact12: Aww will never share her cookies

awwfact13: Aww cookies are Aww\’s cookies.

awwfact2: Aww is always cute. No exceptions.

awwfact20: Through Aww all things are possible

awwfact3: Aww is always right, even when she is wrong.

awwfact4: Aww is the bestest op

awwfact5: Aww loves most people.

awwfact6: There are at least 6 awwfacts

awwfact7: seen #mnfh aww

awwfact8: awwfact #8 is the self-referential eighth awwfact

awwfact9: Aww code is best code.

ay: (☞^ヮ゚)☞

ayy: lmao http://i.imgur.com/ansL82U.gif?noredirect

ayylmao: http://i.imgur.com/6U8L0pU.gifv

badjoke: http://i.imgur.com/LjLeJM6.png

bamflist: BrightGreenLED

banlist: https://mnfh.net/rules/bans/

bear $1: * gives $1 a 93″ plush bear

beard: http://cl.ly/image/1O1E303w1P0G

belgium: Belgium Chocolate

belle: Let It Go!

bend: https://youtu.be/SZ0C108juTA

bestkorea: South Korea

bicycle: vroom! vroom!

blah: ignore $*

blame $1: It\’s all your fucking fault $1!

bluecarpet: @____________________________________ノ( º _ ºノ)

blush: (。・_・。)

bookclub: Hangout: http://goo.gl/cIPEQT Spreadsheet: https://goo.gl/OGpKPt

boom: bang $*

botcommands: https://mnfh.net/bot-commands/

bots: CookieBot (supybot/limnoria) is run by xxscornflakesxx. Hosting, including bots and website courtesy of xxscornflakesxx. Special thanks to xxAwwxx for original website and hosting.

britain: Would you care for a spot of tea?

bugbee: Haha okay.

but: ໒( •́ ∧ •̀ )७

cake: I ran out of cake :(. Ask friendbot with @cake

cali: 12/f/Cali

canada: I\’m sorry, eh?

capitolhill $1: * rolls $1 down Capitol Hill

carrots: the wonder fruit

cat: cats will ruin your carpet. but look how cute http://moo.cat/~dan/img/molly2.jpg

celebrate: \(• ◡ •)/

chav $1: $1 is the quintessential chav

chess: lichess.org

china: We make everything

chocolate $1: * gives $1 an assortment of chocolate goodies

chris: oh, look, it\’s 3AM

chuckle: http://i.imgur.com/UCuu9kw.gifv

claps: http://i.imgur.com/6wYnlyj.gif $*

client: If you\’re having trouble connecting or would like more features in the chat, consider getting a desktop or mobile client! Windows/Linux: HexChat, Mac: Textual, iOS: Palaver, Android: AndroIRC

cmdrmnfact1: Smile More!

coffee: http://www.dailytimesgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/coffee-and-breakfast1.png

colbertpopcorn: http://gfycat.com/MeekPeskyCockroach

commandlist: https://mnfh.net/bot-commands/

conspiracykenau: http://i.imgur.com/3DX9lR5.jpg

costanza: http://i.imgur.com/G2uNWMn.jpg

creepytouch: ( u ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)っ

crepe: Crepes are not pancakes! Get it right you wankers.

csb: http://imgur.com/egich3M.jpg

ctrlshftn: http://gfycat.com/GrossComplicatedKarakul

cuddle $1: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ $1

cut: cutwire $*

dasracist: http://i.imgur.com/vz0OlTs.gif $*

datsracist: http://i.imgur.com/vz0OlTs.gif $*

dayna: http://i.imgur.com/xf763R3.jpg

db: http://tinyurl.com/qgjkh6e

demote $1: $1 has been demoted to a peon

disgonbgood: http://gfycat.com/ImmenseRectangularCero

disgonbgud: http://gfycat.com/ImmenseRectangularCero $*

divorce: I\’m sorry, but divorce is not currently legal in #mnfh.

dj: www.dubtrack.fm/join/mnfh

doge: http://i.imgur.com/izRaWoY.gif

dogenude: https://cdn.luscious.net/images/964/lusciousnet_lusciousnet_doge-by-oystercatcher7_612519060.jpg

dogesenpai: He murders people by rolling them down hills

dongers: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

donkey: kong

dough: ooooo shiny

doughnuts: ooooo shiny

douse: $*

dozens: http://i.imgur.com/MNWxr0Q.gif

drama: ??

drugs $1: gives $1 a baggie of drugs

duckflip: flipduck $*

duckit: say #mnfh $nick tried to impersonate a duck. for shame!

ducklol: http://i.imgur.com/se6slPr.gifv

ducktales: WOO OOH

dyel: Do you even lift

eddbro: That is offensive and it triggers me. Please apologize or I will report you to the cyberpolice!

emelee: Go kiss a rat on the mouth.

emergency: 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

emux: Can\’t flomp for life.

england: Would you care for a spot of tea?

epiclynncloud: You MUST change your sheets, it\’s for your own benefit.

epicraincloud: I\’m on the fking roof m8

etex45: :E :E :E D: D: D:

ey: ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

eylas: https://i.imgflip.com/pvzwk.jpg Eylas :)

fabulous: http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivp4aKJK1qzthfno1_500.jpg

facepalm: http://i.imgur.com/rOhUhfS.gifv $*

farton $1: $1 ε=ε=ε=(っ⌒‿⌒)っ

feels: http://i.imgur.com/oLyMS8K.gif

feels2: http://i.imgur.com/LwaOWLk.gif

feelsecho: http://i.imgur.com/oLyMS8K.gif $*

feelz: http://i.imgur.com/FT2VXxo.gif

fgm: http://i.imgur.com/hbgJH8l.jpg

find $1: Error 404: $1 not found

finland: PERKELE!

fiteme $1: $1 (ง •̀_•́)ง

fitme: http://goo.gl/cy8zTB

flex $1: $1 ? ( ◕ ‸ ◕ ? )

flipduck: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡︵\_x<

fliptable: tableflip $*

fliptables: $*

foreveralone: http://i.imgur.com/O2kNX3.png

freedom: Freedom not found. Please check your privilege.

frogge: You\’re still a baby.

fuckthisshit: http://gfycat.com/WateryNeglectedCavy

fuckyallimfrom: TEXAS

fundon: LUCK FUNDON?

fungle: MNFH\’s very own fungus!

gat: ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

germany: NEIN NEIN NEIN!

giggity: http://i.imgur.com/5a4gqRU.gif

glare $1: ¬_¬ $1

glass: 0/10 would swipe left

glomp $1: *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・(っ⌒‿⌒)っ$1

glue $1: * glues $1 to the room

glueto $1 $2: * glues $1 to $2

go $1: * goes $1

goddamnright: http://i.imgur.com/jIgWhx6.gifv

godno: http://gfycat.com/SerpentineHeartfeltLarva

goldstar $1: * gives $1 a goldstar

goodfellas: http://i.imgur.com/dOBox3c.gifv

goodfellas,: goodfellows echo http://i.imgur.com/dOBox3c.gifv

goodfelles: http://i.imgur.com/dOBox3c.gifv

goodfellows: http://i.imgur.com/dOBox3c.gifv

gotosleep: https://youtube.com/watch?v=1G17wQR3DL0

greece: can\’t afford to smash plates

grouphug $1: (っ⌒‿⌒)っ $1 c(⌒‿⌒C)

gut $1: * rips out $1\’s internal organs.

hai: ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞

hailstone: http://i.imgur.com/wVL6zAY.gif

hair: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03162/luiz_3162665b.jpg

haircut $1: * cuts off all of $1\’s hair.

handshake $1: * shakes $1\’s hand.

 

happening: http://i.imgur.com/Hfyqgr.gif

happy: ◉‿◉

happytest: (✿◠‿◠)

hay $1: $1: ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

heavybreathing: http://i.imgur.com/P9TAu3k.jpg

hello: Is it me you’re looking for?~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84RxK4N1wfE

hey: http://heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa.com/

hi5: ( ‘-’)人(゚_゚ )

hide $1: * hides $1 behind ChanServ

highfive $1: * highfives $1

highlander1: http://i.imgur.com/21RN4Nm.gif

hill $1: * rolls $1 down a hill.

hockey: We all know hockey isn\’t a real sport.

howto: * gives everyone hugs from howtochoose

howtoduckhunt: DuckHunt is a game. When you see the \\_o<, the first to say .befree to save it. But watch out for the evil ducks (\\_.o<), you have to .bang those!

howtoghost: /MSG NICKSERV GHOST

howtoquiet: !quiet +expiry nick

howtoregister: (1) /ns register password email (2) Verify email (3) Update login details in client

howtoregisterbot: /msg cookiebot register

howtoregisternick: /msg nickserv register

howtoregisterop: 1) have new op do /msg cookiebot register 2) .channel capability add ,op 3) .config supybot.plugins.MNFHRules.ops. ,,

hug $1: $nick (っ⌒‿⌒)っ$1

hugemistake: http://i.imgur.com/thJwJbO.gif

hugme: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

icwudt: http://i.imgur.com/dpG2Swr.jpg

idby: http://gfycat.com/SpitefulImmediateGannet

idgas: http://gfycat.com/HandmadeNegligibleAfricanfisheagle

idkyie: http://gfycat.com/GracefulEvilBlackandtancoonhound

idontbelieveyou: http://gfycat.com/SpitefulImmediateGannet $*

idontgiveashit: http://gfycat.com/HandmadeNegligibleAfricanfisheagle

iknowsomeofthesewords: http://gfycat.com/UnitedImpureAlaskajingle

india: This is tech support.

instantmac: mmm… will you look at that cheesy goodness… http://i.imgur.com/jgOUEuK.jpg

insult: i\’m not friendbot. say @insult instead

insurgi: http://media.giphy.com/media/103125UcP1rtba/giphy.gif

invited $1: $1 You have been invited to #mnfh. Please type /join #mnfh and press enter

ireland: Let\’s get drinking!

isitcaturday: nope, dogs>cats

itssomething: http://i.imgur.com/YtxH6GA.png

iwanttobelieve: http://i.imgur.com/SO5eXnK.jpg

iwanttobelieve,: iwtb echo http://i.imgur.com/SO5eXnK.jpg

iwtb: http://i.imgur.com/SO5eXnK.jpg

iykwim: http://i.imgur.com/y0OuuYc.png

jam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49rhRF4bkf8

jane: Bow down to the Hipster Queen.

janesays: All dadbods please apply with janesays. (Note: puffdick required)

japan: Konichiwa

java: Fuck Java

jayywho: http://i.imgur.com/BrL70vf.png

jenny: 867-5309

jenx: MrCelt likes it in the butt.

johncena: https://33.media.tumblr.com/67839208b7e05909aac340e77b8bcb79/tumblr_msvfk66nng1s237jpo1_250.gif

joshcarter4: Not really Malaysian.

joshcarter4fact1: Aww is always awwsome.

justthetip: http://goo.gl/QmKWcF

kindalovedogebutnotreallyrightnowbecausereasons $1: $1 kinda loves doge but not really right now because reasons

kiss $1: :-* $1

l: np $*

led: It\’s so bright and green.

leia: @( ̄- ̄)@

lennny: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

letsfight: (ง•̀ᴗ•́)ง

lewd: http://i.imgur.com/SutRbsW.png

lilac: There are two muffins sitting in the oven. One muffin turns to the other muffin and asks Jeez, is it hot in here? The other muffin gasps OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!

listops: oplist $*

login $1: $1, you need to login to your account to use your nick! Just type \’/ns identify your_nick your_password\’ to login then \’/nick your_nick\’ to change to your regular nick (no quotes)

loser $1: $1 http://i.imgur.com/juJ9FiW.gifv

lowqualitybait: http://i.imgur.com/6tSSlgU.jpg

lus: What is lus? Baby don\’t hurt me, don\’t hurt me, no more!

mac $1: * gives $1 a delicious bowl of cheesy, creamy mac and cheese.

malaysia: Not really Asia.

mango: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9wOuSyralQ

marco: polo

marcy: Isn\’t Marceline just the sweetest, nicest person ever?

marry $1 $2: By the power vested in me by the users of #mnfh, I now pronounce $1 and $2 spouse and spouse. You may kiss your spouse.

mars: I\’m so wet.

meh: ( ´_ゝ`)

merica: Fuck Yeah!

mexico: ¡Ay dios mío!

mindblown: http://i.imgur.com/rzKwVq8.gif

minecraft: server address = mnfh.net

mjpcorn: http://gfycat.com/ElasticRadiantAmericanindianhorse

mnfh: mnfh = MakeNewFriendsHere

modlist: oplist $*

motherofgod: http://i.imgur.com/6iJslps.png

motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU

mrcelt: Warning, wild ginger on the loose.

mrniceguy: No more!

mrsangry: http://i.imgur.com/xUtDfOG.jpg

muahaha: http://i.imgur.com/LrOZCQj.jpg

muppetflail: http://imgur.com/Oilf8V1

murica: Fuck Yeah!

mvp: http://i.imgur.com/dRHBecg.jpg

mybodyisready: http://i.imgur.com/lMUBzJo.gif

myfeels: http://i.imgur.com/FT2VXxo.gif

myfetish: http://gfycat.com/OrnateFlawedAfricanclawedfrog

name $1: Hi $1! It looks like you are using a generic/pre-selected username! Use \’/nick newnick\’ to select a new one (no quotes) and type \’,reg\’ for instructions on how to register.

naphta: Did it just get sticky in here?

neat: http://i.imgur.com/wyhhIYY.gif

nerdbang: http://www.icanhazchat.com/nerdbang

nesi: https://youtu.be/eEJGk8qfAgI

netherlands: http://satwcomic.com/art/the-whale-in-the-room.png

newduckhunt: there are good ducks you have to save \\_o< and bad ducks to kill \\_.o<

newzealand: Kiwis!

nickcomplete: tabcomplete $*

nk: http://i.ndtvimg.com/mt/2014-07/KimJongUnAFP_360x270_1.jpg

no $1: $1 (ಠ_ಠ)

nomi: ¡ALÉ! ¡ALÉ! ¡ALÉ!

noot: http://noot.space/

nope: http://gfycat.com/MellowConsciousAsianwaterbuffalo

northkorea: you have been banned from /r/pyongyang

notbad: http://i.imgur.com/4vXRGQJ.png

noticeme $1: Please notice me, $1-senpai. (灬ºωº灬)♡

notrekt: ☑ Not REKT ☐ REKT

notsureifserious: http://i.imgur.com/4y9m2M0.jpg

notsureifserious,: notsureifsrs echo http://i.imgur.com/4y9m2M0.jpg

notsureifsrs: http://i.imgur.com/4y9m2M0.jpg

notthebees: http://i.imgur.com/FpwQnlH.gif

nowkith: http://i.imgur.com/kmjXwTF.png

nuzzle: http://i.imgur.com/V6nJflS.gif

ohgodwhy: http://i.imgur.com/6RRBfCp.jpg

ohwell: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

ohyou: http://i.imgur.com/DxIhWpb.png

ok: http://i.imgur.com/42G7fd8.png

okay: http://i.imgur.com/42G7fd8.png

okay,: ok echo http://i.imgur.com/42G7fd8.png

okayno: I don\’t know how to grammar. Plz halp

oldgregg: ever drank bailey\’s from a shoe?

oprah $1: and you get $1 and YOU get $1 and EVERYONE GETS $1!!!

ops: oplist $*

owlet: Hoot hoot! Who\’s ready for a wing whacking?

oxid: http://i.imgur.com/YqrNaP2.gif

panda: What an adorable and cuddly creature!

partyhard: http://partyhardorelse.ytmnd.com

pass: /msg nickserv resetpass

paulski: Fact5 echo Fact 4: There isn\’t an actual weight PaulSki cannot squat, he merely refuses to not to make others feel inferior around him, as PaulSki is a good people.

paulskifact1: Fact 1: PaulSki doesn\’t sleep, he merely bench presses until he feels fresh.

paulskifact2: Fact 2: PaulSki has auto-shake syndrome, everything PaulSki consumes, becomes a protein shake in his stomach.

paulskifact3: Fact 3: PaulSki\’s biceps generate their own gravitational field.

paulskifact4: Fact 4: PaulSki is the result of a love triangle involving lovevibes, Eylas and the chiseled sculpture of Odin.

paulskifact5: Fact 5: There isn\’t an actual weight PaulSki cannot squat, he merely refuses to not to make others feel inferior around him, as PaulSki is a good people.

paulskifact6: Fact 6: PaulSki can accurately sense the location of protein sources within a 100 mile radius.

paulskifact7: Fact 7: PaulSki is the only human in existence that is permitted to curl in the squat rack.

paulskifact8: PaulSki Fact 8: PaulSki\’s biceps take up two spaces in hangouts.

pc: PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?!

penis: Where\’s tric when you need her?

pewpew: bang $*

phann: I don\’t even know…

picardfacepalm: http://i.imgur.com/FwsRdVg.jpg

pickup $1: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice with you, $1

pinch $1: (^_^)-c< $1

pinkcarpet: @____________________________________ノ( º _ ºノ)

pluto: http://imgur.com/FgxK9b5

pm $1: $1: For the comfort of everyone here, we recommend that new users get to know people in the main channel first before asking others to PM. Please note that unsolicited PMs are not allowed.

poke $1: * pokes $1

pokeball: befree $*

pokemon: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/ Choose your name in the upper right corner and search for specific users to battle in the bottom left under Find a User !

polo: oye u think ur clever m8?

polyandry: The more the merrier.

pong: ping

popcorn: http://gfycat.com/ElasticRadiantAmericanindianhorse

profoak $1: ProfessorOak: $1, are you a boy or a grill?

prt: Please Respect Tables! ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

psygo: https://i.imgur.com/fxWQrp0.jpg

punch $*: $* <(x_x)> @=====(^_^@) $nick

pureangel: http://www.hectormadrigal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/yuru_yuri_chinatsu_love_fantasy.gif

rabbit: Main Video Chat: https://rabb.it/Mnfh-Chat 18+

rad $1: * radsturbates all over $1

radfact1: Her tits are never calm

radfact2: She is a manly man

radsturbation: It\’s aboot time, eh.

rage: ಠ益ಠ

rain: * makes it rain cookies

rainbowcarpet $1: $1 @___________________________ノ( º _ ºノ)

raiseyourdongers: ᕙ། ಠ 益 ಠೃ །ᕗ

rawr: http://data.whicdn.com/images/4580029/rawr__i_love_you_by_schmidty4112_large.jpg?1287989567

rdhoka: Give me all the meats! nom nom nom

readingrainbow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9nFs2PeWw0

realmvp,: therealmvp, mvp echo http://i.imgur.com/dRHBecg.jpg

recarpet: @____________________________________ノ( º _ ºノ)

redcarpet $1: $1 @____________________________________ノ( ^ _ ^ノ)

reference: http://i.imgur.com/jrhY2IW.gif

reg: Register your very own nickname! (1) /ns register your_password [email protected] (2) Verify email (3) /ns set kill on (4) Update login details in client

rekt: ☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT http://i.imgur.com/LTuG0yY.gif

relax: http://i.imgur.com/PZcQe7G.gif

replacedesk: unflip $*

ried: http://i.imgur.com/eAhcSTr.gif

rip $1: Thanks for taking one for the team $1. You may be missed.

rm: https://youtu.be/On3etueeGIg

roll: dice $*

rosewings: You thorny bastards.

rule0: You must give PrincessAww all of your cookies or else.

rules: $*: please read the rules: https://mnfh.net/rules/

russia: Can I have some Vodka?

ryyy: http://giphy.com/gifs/IkQfpkKlGcFhu/html5

sad: (๑◕︵◕๑)

saddr: http://gfycat.com/LeafyConcernedDassierat

saddrwho: http://gfycat.com/LeafyConcernedDassierat

sadface: http://i.imgur.com/Xo9GNok.jpg

sadkenau: http://i.imgur.com/L3RWCF.jpg

saltmeter $1: $1 is super ultra hella salty

salty: http://imgur.com/HClpdy4

sass: Bitch please!

scallops: delicious mollusks of the sea

scornflakes: Scornyflakes, they\’re more than good, they\’re GREAT!

scotland: Och Aye

setfree: befree $*

shame $1: Shame on you $1, SHAME ON YOU!

sheep: http://i.imgur.com/9s9lFS4.jpg

shoes: OMG SHOES

shrekt: ☐ Not REKT ☑ SHREKT http://i.imgur.com/YpfMwXh.jpg

shrug: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

si: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

sickrefrence: http://gfycat.com/AdeptSatisfiedDegu

sigh $1: Please. Just do the right thing for once. Do it for your parents. Do it for your maker. Do it for $1.

silver: http://i.imgur.com/IA79P4.jpg

sixteenthstep: Cool beans!

skynet: Command accepted. Skynet ONLINE.

slimebubble: It was TEA time, but then I spilled it all over the place and ruined it.

slimfitflanders: Not a Simpsons reference.

slowclap: http://i.imgur.com/6wYnlyj.gif

slowpoke: http://i.imgur.com/UlsmWsD.png

smookie: Airsmash

snoonet $1: Welcome to our new Snoonet chat, $1! More information: https://mnfh.net/snoonet/

snowman: Do you want to build a snowman? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-zXT5bIBM0&feature=youtu.be

soccer: http://i.imgur.com/N6u0o2U.gifv

solarpowered: He\’s so awesome, he powers himself through his own radiating sunshine.

soon: ttp://i.imgur.com/pUNW5cI.gifv

sooon: http://i.imgur.com/spQPvYG.gifv

soooon: http://i.imgur.com/edE3xEp.gifv

sooooon: http://i.imgur.com/aqkP2ib.jpg

soooooon: http://i.imgur.com/zEWZR6E.jpg

sooooooon: http://i.imgur.com/ZLgK9mI.jpg

sorryaww: sorry Aww, didn\’t mean to tag you. Here\’s a cookie, though.

soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/mnfh/mnfh-hangouts

soup $1: * gives $1 a nice warm bowl of soup

soupe: http://i.imgur.com/ev9Ra.jpg

sourx: http://tinyurl.com/pbwloaa

southkorea: Starcraft master race

spain: Time for tapas!

speechless: http://i.imgur.com/JKsDCgV.gif

spidermanneat: neat echo http://i.imgur.com/wyhhIYY.gif

sploosh: http://i.imgur.com/MB0Ecbo.gif

stahp: http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Please-stahp.jpg

statistics: https://mnfh.net/stats/

steam: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mnfh

sticker: http://img.memecdn.com/sticker_o_497784.jpg

straya: http://i.imgur.com/xp56n7T.jpg

sturbate $1: * rads all over $1

sunglasses $1: $1: (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) YEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!

superyay: ヽ(^。^)ノ ヽ(^。^)ノ ヽ(^。^)ノ ヽ(^。^)ノ ヽ(^。^)ノ

sweden: do you like my swedish meatballs?

swordsmanz: Wanna try and pull my sword out your stone?

tab $1: $1: you don\’t have to type the whole name to ping someone! Just type the first few letters of their name, press TAB, and voila! (mode symbols @ % or + not needed)

tabcomplete $1: $1, you don\’t have to type the whole name to ping someone! Just type the first few letters of their name, press TAB, and voila!

tableflip: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

tableflip2: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

tablereplace: ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

tablereplace2: ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

tacklehug $1: *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・(っ⌒‿⌒)っ$1

takemymoney: http://imgur.com/blqUQAO.jpg

talkshit: http://i.imgur.com/7V7YhFS.gif

tea: Have a biscuit with that tea, you chipper ol\’ chap.

tenriss: Too awesome for a real command.

teq: http://i.imgur.com/XbF3QKf.jpg

terrific: http://i.imgur.com/LNtElui.gif

test: text @1

test2: test1 $*

test3: an oreo cookie

testtesttest: \’cookie\’

thanks: \(゚ー゚\)

thanksobama: http://gfycat.com/ThoroughIdioticKissingbug

thatescalatedquickly: http://gfycat.com/AdolescentUniformKillifish

thatsracist: http://i.imgur.com/vz0OlTs.gif

thejoke: http://gfycat.com/GlassAmusingBeardedcollie

themoreyouknow: http://i.imgur.com/awczpCj.gif

thirsty: http://i.imgur.com/tksenSk.gif

thisgonnabegood: http://gfycat.com/ImmenseRectangularCero $*

throworeo: someone get the glue!

tic: tock

tickle $1: * tickles $1

timeclock: timebomb $*

tite: http://i.imgur.com/IB0MCFa.gif

tmyk: http://i.imgur.com/awczpCj.gif

totes: http://imgur.com/3zBS6Ho

touch: ( u ಠ‿ಠ)っ

tree $1 $2: $1 and $2 laying in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G

tric: penis is too big to fit in this window.

tried: http://i.imgur.com/eAhcSTr.gif

triggered: ““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’““

trollface: http://i.imgur.com/GspFFKf.jpg

truestory: http://i.imgur.com/QanrHU2.png

tuckin $1: * puts $1 in their bed

tumblr: Check your privilege

twang: bang $*

twinklestar: ☆゚. * ・ 。゚. *

ud: RIP

unflip: tablereplace $*

unhide $1: * throws $1 in the middle of the room!

utried: http://i.imgur.com/eAhcSTr.gif

utried,: tried echo http://i.imgur.com/eAhcSTr.gif

vape: http://i.imgur.com/lVKXtfv.webm

vegan: I\’m a vegan! All my meats consist of vegan animals.

vowel: A E I O U

w: welcome $*

washington: HE SAVES THE CHILDREN BUT NOT THE BRITISH CHILDREN

weather: wunderground $*

whack $1: (╯°□°)彡 $1

whatami: a duck.

whatamidoing: http://i.imgur.com/yOAbwY3.jpg

whatamidoing,waid: http://i.imgur.com/yOAbwY3.jpg

whatdayisit: time time %A

whatisduckhunt: DuckHunt is a game. When you see the \\_o<, be the first to say .befree to save it. But watch out for the evil ducks!

whatisglomp: glomp = tackle hug: A glomp is often predatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a | flying leap to tackle someone.

whatwhat: In The Butt

whatwhoami: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He7TnoCM7fo

whatyearisit: http://i.imgur.com/omBCzFn.jpg

whoareyou: CookieBot

whoatethecookies: $randomNick ate the cookies

why $1: $1 ಥ_ಥ

whynotboth: http://gfycat.com/DapperDelayedGerbil $*

windows10: http://i.imgur.com/iKrJL66.png

wolframalpha: wa $*

woosh: http://gfycat.com/FirstScentedAstrangiacoral

wot: U FUKIN WOT M8?

wow: Such amaze!

yay: ヽ(^。^)ノ

ydgr: http://i.imgur.com/jIgWhx6.gifv

yeahokay: http://i.imgur.com/xxNaKRy.gifv

yeahright: http://i.imgur.com/xxNaKRy.gifv

yes $1: $1 (ಠ‿ಠ)

youdontsay: http://i.imgur.com/uJtBTE6.png

yourock: http://i.imgur.com/qyd7S7o.jpg

zap: (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚. * (x_x)

zesty: http://i.imgur.com/xYo7FAd.jpg

zleepy: http://i.imgur.com/6YCb7r7.jpg

zombify $1: (∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚ [¬º-°] ¬ $1